boats517

Self summary, huh? Well, I guess I'd start out by saying I'm a 5' 10" package of pure awesomeness! I wake up n the morning and piss excellence. Haha, no, but I do like to have fun...a lot! I am also a very proud weirdo, by the way... A lot of my conversations end up in very strange places, like genetically engineering dwarf giraffes so I could have one for a pet. My friends think I'm hilarious... Not really sure about that...o_O... Oh, here's a good one...I can almost guarantee you I'm the most brutally honest and genuine person you'll ever meet. I absolutely hate liars!! I'm very laid back, mostly because I don't let stress in my 'bubble'. For fun, I usually like to get together with some friends and drink a few, talk, make fun of each other, try and take over the world...ya know, the usual. Other than that, I like shooting stuff, building go karts and other goofy shit to go way too fast, breaking things, fixing things, slaying the vag, sending random dick pics to my friends, running, watching ENTIRELY too much porn, eating too many powdered donuts, hmm....oh, aaaannnnnddddd going to the lake!!